What makes you smile?

Beer makes a lot people smile. The effect of looking at cute puppies with watery eyes, i think, is the same with beer — minus the alcohol and the calories. That explains why I like beer. When people like to smile chances are, they’d do beer too.

Money makes you smile. But money does not last forever. We spend it with friends, family and on beer. The effect of money on people is like alcohol in your bloodstream. You feel the “happiness” it brings temporarily, then it gives you a hang-over. So the more money you have, the more beer you can buy thus the heavier the hang-over.

Friends make you smile. But who are really your friends? Can you tell your friends what you trully feel about a person? Will you trust your friend with your life? Will you let your friend know your deepest and darkest secret? And does your friend really know who you are? Friends are also like beer. You don’t really know the ingredients of beer just like you don’t who your real friends are. Sure, the more friends you have, the merrier. But the more beer you will have, the heavier the hang-over because friends are like beer.

Chix make you smile, hence they are like puppies. Puppies are like beer, so chix are also beer. It is always good to see someone who is easy on the eyes. We are only human. Men are human. And men are naturally attracted to sexy women — just like they are attracted to ice cold beer. To the ladies, if your guy looks at woman who is hotter than you, just think of your guy having a bottle of beer. Do not get angry or bitch-slap him. After all, it is only beer. And it is only one bottle. It does not mean that you are not hot (a cold beer), it just means that your guy wants to feast his senses on colder beer (hotter women).